did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
MIDGETS
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I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Randomize
