dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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