but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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