I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize