their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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