I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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