So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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