Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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