what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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