Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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