did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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