That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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