New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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