i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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