let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I think people are normalizing furries
I think i got beer on your cat.
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