Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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