there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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