Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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