Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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