Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
