tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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