I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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