We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Mom said you looked used
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
