I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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