We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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