Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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