I want to stick my p in your. b.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
