its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
