Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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