OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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