I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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