do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Dick very happy bro
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
