I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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