May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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