I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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