normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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