I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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