We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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