If i come over, it means nothing
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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