I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
smell my finger.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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