so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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