I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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