it wasn't lemon gatorade
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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