I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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