And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
There r osticjed everywhere
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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