Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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