All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
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Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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