I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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