remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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