i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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