ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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