I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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