...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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