Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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