alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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