i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
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I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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