I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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