Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I'm really busy with my period
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